Achievables #3: The Oregon Trail

Get Out and Push
5 - Attempt to leave Independence, Missouri with no oxen.

Traveling in the Nude
5 - Leave Independence, Missouri with no sets of clothing.

Ride Along, Fagballs
10 - Give one of your party members a name that would be blocked by the XBox Live censors.

Died of Dysentery
10 - Have a party member die from every possible disease.

Tragedy Strikes
10 - Have a party member die from every possible non-disease disaster.

And We'll All Float On All Right
5 - Caulk your wagon and float it across a river.

Quick Shot
35 - Kill 100 rabbits, squirrels, or beavers while hunting.

What A Waste
10 - Leave behind 10,000 pounds of food while hunting.

No Rush
25 - Rest for over 100 days in a single journey.

Oh, Right, Learning History
10 - Read the blurbs about each location.

So Close
10 - Your last party member has drowned in the Columbia River.

Welcome to Willamette
10 - Complete a journey on the Oregon Trail.

Jack of all Trades
25 - Complete a journey as each job class.

Mass Migration
30 - Complete journeys with 500 total surviving party members.

Total: 200

BLEEP BLOOP.

Achievables #2: Ms. Pac-Man

Yes, there already exist achievements for the XBLA release of Ms. Pac-Man. In my opinion, they're not particularly creative.

Out of 200, 90 is for eating one of each fruit. A further 25 is for eating all 4 ghosts off a single power pellet, and 30 more for doing it 4 times in a stage. 65 rests on the ability to reach level 22. These achievements are only slightly different from those they gave to original Pac-Man. Furthermore, they violate a key rule which I've just made up:

At least one achievement name must attempt to be funny or clever.

So if I could do this whole thing over, here's what I've got:

Wakka
1 - Eat one dot.

Wakka Wakka
10 - Eat 1000 dots.

Wakka Wakka Wakka
25 - Eat 25,000 dots.

Wakka Wakka Wakka Wakka
50 - Eat half a million dots.

Power Up!
4 - Eat a power pellet.

Wakka Wakka Fruit
10 - Eat a fruit.

Girl's Gotta Watch Her Figure
40 - Eat one of each type of fruit.

Wait, That's Not A Fruit
20 - Eat a pretzel.

Pills Here!
30 - Consume all 4 power pellets on a level without consuming any ghosts.

I Ain't Afraid Of No Ghost!
10 - Consume all 4 ghosts in a single power pellet.

Total: 200

BLEEP BLOOP.